I have finally figured out how to do a newsletter!! *Gasp* < I know, right? If any of you want to sign up, just follow the contact link in the top navigation bar and it should be there... along with a million other ways to find me. I'm all over the place!
Tonight, on his way home, my hubby asked me if I wanted hot chocolate. (Who says no to that?)
And of course I said yes.
He asked, "what size?"
My reply, "The biggest they got."
He was silent for a moment then responded. "Is that how you chose me?"
*Smack my head* I needed to think this through, because it's not all about the package, (Unless it was hot chocolate) So I responded, "I love you for your mind, not your.. um package, that was just a bonus." < See? I can totally work this in my favor.
His response: "Dido."
Now I paused. "Wait, your not attracted to me?"
He laughed. "I'm just sayin' what you're sayin', sweetheart. Of course I'm attracted. Wait, were you saying you're not attracted to me?"
Damn. Things just got complicated. That was SO not what I meant. I was teasing.
I bunched up my big girl thong and replied honestly, "You are my stud-muffin, and I am one-hundred percent attracted. Now, can I get a large hot chocolate?"
He replied, "You and your hot chocolate."
And I was saved. All was right in the world.
The point of this long drawn out message with a glimpse into my life is: this is where inspiration comes from. That, and my twisted mind. Welcome to my nonsense.
Happy Holidays and I hope you all get hot chocolate! Unless you're allergic, then I take it back.
Welcome to my nonsense!